Reading progress update: I've read 80%.

A Clash of Kings - George R.R. Martin

Dearest Theon, you smiling git,

 

If these rumors of you killing certain persons are true, then please immediately die a death of a thousand arrows. And even if they're not true, feel free to die anyway.

 

 

(Searching for a gif by the key phrase "death of a thousand arrows" was harrowing, my friends. So many potential GoT spoilers. Thank God this one was near the top and appropriate to my needs, cuz eesh! Is there any way to put spoiler blocks on web searches? Someone should have invented that by now.)